Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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