That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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