theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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