Whod you bang
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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Randomize
