It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You took a bar mat shot.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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