But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router