got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila