I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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