well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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