can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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