We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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