whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
