I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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