Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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