Nicole vs. Life
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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