idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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