it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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