When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
they need to just BURY HIM!
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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