Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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