Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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