A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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