do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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