I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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