i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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