did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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