lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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