Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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