he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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