it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Enjoy the penises
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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