How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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