Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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