Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement