My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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