It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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