I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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