it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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