The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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