next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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