He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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