At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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