piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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