I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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