Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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