I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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