So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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