VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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