don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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