The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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