Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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