Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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