if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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