There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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