he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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