Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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