2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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