Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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