Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize