I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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