Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
