quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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